8:37 PM

Ah, here's another one of them email thangs:

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
6. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
9. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
10. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
11. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
12. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
13. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
14. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
15. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
16. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
17. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
18. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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