Haircut Conversations9:04 AM
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Alexa: So, do you think you'll ever wish you'd gotten a degree?
Alexa: Well what if you lose your current job somehow, and hafta look for one somewhere else? And what if they'll all be looking for someone with a degree?!
Nathan: I'll just become a UPS driver.
Alexa: WHAT??!! Are you serious?
Nathan: Hey! It's the highest paying "blue-collar" job in Oregon! I was talking to a trucker the other day and he said it pays 90,000 a year, but he said "You definitely have to work your tail off."
Nathan: Well, he didn't exactly say it quite that way.
Alexa: Ah. You mean, like, in more unsavory terms?
Nathan: Yeah. Truckers aren't exactly fans of afternoon tea."
Alexa: I see
Alexa: I'll bet you're pretty proud of that.
Alexa: Your clever little phrase.
Nathan: Oh, you mean "fans of afternoon tea"?
Alexa: Yeah. I'll bet you're swelling with pride.
Alexa: Humph. Well, that's what I would be doing!